Just out of Washington:
There is news coming out of Washington of a secret meeting with President Obama and his advisers and the new bipartisan congenial Congress to adapt a new, new , new economic stimulus plan that now will calculate the end of the world year as foretold by the Mayan calendar in 2012. "We really need to act prudently with these new numbers, because they could predict total doom for the automobile industry and send the already ailing banking industry into a further tailspin. It is with the hopes of all hope, even more important than all the other hopes the President has talked about before, we act with resolve and courage with the end of world being so close", said White House chief correspondent Jeffrey Heinz.
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What followed was an explosion of red meat conservatives rising in applause as speaker after speaker bellowed out the mantra " Reinforcements are coming, help is on the way"
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